Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Oops! TV Reporter Accidentally Doodles Giant **** While..........

United Nations got nothing to do except to declare Nov 19 as World's Toilet Day

The United Nations (UN) General Assembly on Wednesday proclaimed Nov 19 as World Toilet Day to foster access of basic sanitation services for the world's poor, Xinhua news agency reported.

"I am delighted and grateful that member states have adopted a resolution officially designating Nov 19 as World Toilet Day," said UN deputy secretary-general Jan Eliassson.

"This new annual observance will go a long way toward raising awareness about the need for all human beings to have access to sanitation," he said in a statement welcoming the General Assembly resolution.

Here comes halal search

Internet is full of porn and non-halal items. So a group of dedicated Muslims have come out with a noble idea HALAL SEARCH.

Go to the web site and try search for a non-halal item and here what you will get:-

High flying pilots vs high-flying call girls

A GROUP of female robbers have been targeting Chinese men looking for prostitutes in Thailand because they are unlikely to lodge reports and risk exposure, reported Sin Chew Daily.

The daily said the women, who posed as prostitutes, would lure the men back to the hotel rooms, where they would spike their drinks.

When the men had fallen asleep, the women would flee with their cash and valuables.

Two pilots from Taiwan-based China Airlines are among the latest victims to fall into the trap. One of them, known only as Tong, had flown into Bangkok from Taipei on Oct 8 while the other was on vacation.

During a night out, the men brought two women they met in a bar back to Tong's room.

On Oct 11, when Tong - who was scheduled to fly to Amsterdam - did not show up at the meeting point, another pilot went to check on him only to find the two men lying naked and asleep.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Fat, big and juicy. We deliver them all

Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home-delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms (330 lbs), a spokesman said.

Keiko Saito, 41, and one of her employees are suspected of conspiring to run a prostitution business under the name "Makkusu Bodi" (Max Body), which boasted that it catered for men who like "explosive boobs and bums", police said.

Saito is alleged to have had about 30 overweight women working for her, including one who tipped the scales at more than 150 kilograms, Jiji Press reported

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Woman had sex with cat

An Oklahoma City woman is accused of threatening her neighbor with a knife before announcing she had sex with her cat.

Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, allegedly brandished a pocket knife at her neighbor, 72-year-old Elmer Morrison, Monday afternoon and asked if he wanted to die, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

Morrison called the cops, and when a responding officer asked Morrison why she was threatening her neighbor, she allegedly replied, "Because of what he did to me… I had sex with my cat and everyone knows."

She allegedly added that Morrison didn't know she had sex with the cat, she was just "mad at him and wants him to die."

Brown was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

If you are male and lacks sex, marry a Singaporean

Based on the survey conducted by the Singapore unit of the Menarini Group, close to 80 per cent of women from Singapore aged 18 to 45 would like to have more sex, compared to 69 per cent of their counterparts in Asia-Pacific.

This could be due to the fact that women in Singapore are only getting action in the bedroom roughly five times per month in contrast to the average of roughly eight times across nine markets surveyed, including Hong Kong, Thailand and Australia.

We forgot our bank details that's why we cannot buy new players

Amidst growing outrage over Arsenal once again failing to spend money in the summer transfer window, chief executive Ivan Gazidis has publicly admitted that they have not been able to spend because they have forgotten all of the club's bank details. Despite rumored interest in the likes of Gonzalo Higuain, Luis Suarez, Stevan Jovetic and Wayne Rooney, Arsenal have only brought in 20-year-old French striker Yaya Sanogo on a free transfer so far this summer. With this new admission, Arsenal are hoping that supporters and critics will allow them the time necessary to track down the vital banking information.

"In an effort to build up the club's finances, Arsene Wenger and I decided to hide all of the bank information and withdrawal slips so no one would be tempted to spend," Gazidis told reporters.

"Everyone forgets things," Gazidis concluded. "Keys, umbrellas, the means to access accounts holding hundreds of millions of pounds — it happens literally all the time."

Bill Gates just lost $1.6 billion today

Shares of Microsoft dropped 11.4 percent today, representing the biggest single-day drop in over 13 years. The last time it occurred was on April 24, 2000, when shares plunged 15.6 percent as the world's largest software company locked itself in an antitrust dispute with the U.S. government.

Friday's loss means more than $30 billion has been wiped off Microsoft's market value in one day, equivalent to the entire GDP of countries like Jordan or Bahrain.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Porn as textbook

Textbooks that were being used in Indonesian elementary schools have been withdrawn after they were found to contain a story about an erotic encounter in a brothel, an official said Thursday.

Outraged parents in the conservative, Muslim-majority country complained their children were being exposed to "porn" after the discovery of the tale entitled "The Shepherd Boy and Wolf Mother".

The story, in Indonesian language reading books being used by 11-year-olds, is about a man overcome with lust when he meets a woman at a brothel selling sex to support her child, who lives in her distant home village.