Thursday, August 30, 2012

Japanese AV company filmed porn in Singapore resembling a tourism promotion video



A Japanese AV company filmed an adult porn film in Singapore which resembled a tourism promotion video to unsuspecting viewers!

The 2 hour and 40 minute long film depicted a Japanese couple having their holiday in Singapore. The couple was shown having hot sex in various positions in their hotel room with Singapore’s CBD skyline in the background.


After having sex, the couple went to Bugis, Shenton Way and Chinatown and was filmed eating a few famous Singaporean delicacies such as Laksa and prawn noodles.

The film was downloaded by Singapore netizens who expressed concerns that it may be mistaken as a tourism promotional film.

Singapore law prohibits the filming of a pornography film in Singapore under the Undesirable Publications Act. (SOURCE)

IBM CEO Busted for Upskirt iPodomy


IBM Japan’s CEO has been unveiled as a sex criminal after he was caught putting his iPod up the skirt of an unsuspecting female victim, although IBM insists his abrupt resignation was due to “personal reasons”.

According to police, 63-year-old  Takuma Otoshi, IBM Japan’s recently retired CEO, used an iPod to take upskirt videos of a woman riding an escalator at Yotsuya Station in Tokyo one morning.

Incriminating videos were also recovered from his iPod; he explained his crime to police by saying “I was interested in peeping.”

Otoshi joined IBM Japan in 1971 and worked his way up the ranks, being promoted to CEO in 1999, a position which he held until his recent resignation, which supposedly has nothing to do with his arrest despite having occurred in the same month.

He also sits on the boards of a variety of universities and NPOs, and still holds the probable sinecure of “Supreme Advisor” at IBM. However, his profile page on IBM’s website has mysteriously disappeared.
IBM for its part is desperate to avoid commenting on the matter, having provided various reporters a litany of excuses: “he resigned due to personal circumstances,” “we don’t know the details,” “we are looking into the matter” and “as he has already resigned we wish to refrain from commenting on the matter.” - Sankaku Complex

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Why you should not steal handphone


A man in Uganda stole a handphone from an Ebola patient in a hospital isolation ward and is now infected with Ebola, says Daily Monitor of Uganda.

When police zeroed in on him after he begun communicating using the phone, he had already developed symptoms similar to those of Ebola and sought treatment at the same hospital.

He later confessed to stealing the handphone. And bad news for him, the guy he stole the handphone from is now dead from Ebola.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Soon Thai jails will be full of of taxi drivers


Thai cabbies who refuse to take passengers can now be arrested.

To get police to arrest these cabbies, just call the police hotline 1197 or visit www.trafficpolice.go.th and provide the taxi's licence plate number, Thai polce spokesman said today.

Monday, August 27, 2012

"Angelina Jolie" stabbed a cabbie after he refused more sex



A Romanian taxi driver claims a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike passenger stabbed him after he refused to satisfy her for a third time.

Nicolae Stan told police stunning Luminita Perijoc, 30, had already forced him at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex.

He claims Perijoc had asked him to help her with his bags but once inside her apartment she demanded sex. When he refused she allegedly pulled out a knife and forced him to undress.

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Friday, August 24, 2012

Don't flirt with a married woman



A barber in Pakistan was kidnapped and had his eyes gouged with a sharp knife. His ears, nose and tongue were also cut by the kidnappers. All because of his relationship with a married woman froms an influential local family.

Police said five people had been detained over the incident.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Bra Is Now A Lethal Weapon. Man Killed By A Woman Using Her Bra


Civilized governments throughtout the world ought to seriously consider banning women from wearing bras. It has been proven, once and for all, that a bra is a dangerous weapon.

A woman in East Siberia has been arrested by police for killing an elderly gentleman with her bra. The 26-year old woman has been charged with murder. The woman who was drunk at that time was charged with strangling her 65-year old neighbor with her bra.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Robin Hood is well and alive and is now living as a mayor of a Spanish town


A Spanish mayor has become a cult hero in the austerity-gripped country after orchestrating several thefts at local supermarkets, giving the stolen food to the poor.

The mayor proudly said he is ready to face prosecution, branding the poverty in Spain “a disgrace.”

During the thefts, Juan Manuel Sanchez Gordillo, mayor of the southern town of Marinaleda, was reportedly seen outside the shop shouting encouragement. Trolleys laden with staple items like pasta and oil were stolen by labor unionists intending to pass on the goods to struggling families in the area.

Accused of masterminding two such raids, Sanchez Gordillo has so far avoided arrest due to political immunity for elected officials. In a bid to draw attention to the plight of the poor in the region, he has offered to drop his immunity.

Seven people have been detained so far in connection with the robberies, which have earned Sanchez Gordillo and his followers widespread acclaim.

Teacher had group sex with students


A former Texas high school English teacher and mother of three is on trial, accused of having sex with five male students.

The evidence against Brittni Colleps, 28, includes cell phone video that allegedly shows group sex between her and four students at her home. Prosecutors say it happened while her children and husband, who is an Army specialist stationed out-of-state, were away. The graphic video was shown to the jury this week.
“She [Colleps] said that she craved, that I had something that she wanted,” one of the students involved testified.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Obama! You've got a brother



Obama! You've got a brother. George Hussein, half brother to Obama lives in poverty in a slum in Nairobi (that is in Kenya)


Saudi to build WOMEN ONLY city


Saudi Arabia is a strict country which abides by the laws of Shari’a and segregation has been a major part of it. The new women-only city proposed by a group of Saudi businesswomen is currently in the planning and is set to open next year.

The aim is to allow more women the opportunity to work and achieve greater financial independence without defying the country’s Islamic laws.

The industrial site will be built in the Eastern province of Hofuf which was chosen because of its close proximity to residential neighbourhood. Thus, making it easier for women to commute back and forth from work.

This latest development is expected to attract 500 million riyals (RM415 mil) in investments and create 5,000 job opportunities in the textiles, pharmaceuticals and food processing industries. Women-run firms and production lines are also expected to be in the pipeline.

Never ask a soldier whether he has a ticket


A ticket collector was attacked aboard a Jakarta-bound express train on Sunday after he allegedly told a member of the Indonesian Military (TNI) that he wasn’t allowed to sit in business class without first purchasing a ticket.

Train operator Kereta Api Indonesia (KAI) has requested an investigation into allegations after an unidentified solider struck the ticket collector in the face.

“[The] Cirebon express train was traveling from Tegal to Jakarta, and every time it passed a station there were ticket checks,” Lukman, the ticket collector,  told Antara. “When I asked the military member for the ticket, he hit my nose and left cheek.”

Lukman had already warned the soldier that he did not have a ticket for business class, he said - Jakarta Globe

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Are you gay? Then you will to undergo this anal test


Dozens of people demonstrated outside the law courts in the Lebanese capital on Saturday to protest the use of anal "tests" on men suspected of homosexuality, which is a criminal offence in the Arab country.

The rally followed a July 28 police raid on a gay venue in a working class district of Beirut when 36 men were taken into custody and forced to undergo the examinations, reportedly to determine their sexual orientation.

Child Ghost Leaping Over Car


Camera set up to capture vandals records footage of 'child ghost' leaping over family car, A couple who set up a CCTV camera to catch vandals were left aflutter when it captured this eerie footage - of what they believe is a 'child ghost' leaping over their car.

Friday, August 10, 2012

If you are poor with public speaking, you can learn something from Hun Sen

Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen spoke in parliament for five hours on Thursday. The speech was nationally televised and it was compulsory for civil servants in Cambodia to watch the speech.

The speech was believed to be the longest ever by Hun Sen in his 27 years as Cambodian Prime Minister. And he spoke continously for 5 hours without a break.

Bikini dance during a flight. How about nude dance?



A private airline in Vietnam was fined for having women dance through the cabin in bikinis during a flight, an official said Thursday.

About 10 women in bikini tops and sarongs sashayed down the aisle of a Viet Jet Air flight Sunday from Ho Chi Minh City to the coastal city of Da Nang.

The budget airline was fined 1,000 dollars for hosting the show without official permission, said chief inspector of the Civil Aviation Administration of Vietnam, Nguyen Trong Thang.

How not to win a war


More than two years after being told they were fake, Thailand's military is still using bogus bomb detectors that were fraudulently sold by a discredited British company, according to the country’s Department of Special Investigation.

Thai security forces so far have bought 1,576 of the fake devices at a cost of US$30 million, investigators said, which the army currently uses against Islamist guerrillas despite a U.S. Embassy alert that the devices are "like a toy."

Asia Sentinel and other publications reported on Feb, 17, 2010, that the devices were fake. Then-Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva said at the time that the devices had worked only four times in 20 field tests, a frequency even below random chance. Critics said the use of the devices could subject the users to the possibility of being blown if the operator fails to detect a nearby explosive that is detonated.

The Department of Special Investigation --Thailand's equivalent to the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation -- announced two weeks ago that the manufacturers and distributors of the useless devices fraudulently sold them to Thailand's security forces and other agencies. The DSI then sent the case to the National Anti-Corruption Commission, which set up 13 panels on July 24 to investigate the purchases

Sex in the office


STUDY QUESTIONS:

What is the frequency of experiencing various sexual situations office women in the United States.

Population studied:

7642 women working in offices in major cities around the United States were interviewed by a major polling organization.

358 women refused to be interviewed for the study.

Findings:

  1. 10% of the women have sex within the first hour of a first date 
  2. 20% of the women have had sex in a non-traditional place 
  3. 29% of the women have never experienced homosexual relations 
  4. 36% of the women favor nudity during sex 
  5. 45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes 
  6. 70% of the women prefer sex in the morning 
  7. 82% of the women would like to experience sex with a stranger on a beach 
  8. 97% of the women have never experienced sex in the office. 

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having sex in the morning with a strange woman on the beach than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:

Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Her mother is not worth even S$2,000


Nanyang Siang Pau reported that an accountant in Singapore refused to be associated with her mother even after her death all because of the S$2,000 in funeral expenses.


The accountant, in her 30s, did not show up after learning of her mother's death at a nursing home.

Apparently, she did not want to spend on the funeral expenses.

An undertaker who learnt about the matter donated a casket and paid for the last rites. The undertaker said he was saddened by the accountant's act.

The daily, which did not state when the woman died, reported that the accountant claimed she was only a relative when she first sent her mother to the home some 10 years ago.

She visited her mother several times and each time claimed that she was either a friend or a neighbour.