Friday, August 10, 2012

Sex in the office


STUDY QUESTIONS:

What is the frequency of experiencing various sexual situations office women in the United States.

Population studied:

7642 women working in offices in major cities around the United States were interviewed by a major polling organization.

358 women refused to be interviewed for the study.

Findings:

  1. 10% of the women have sex within the first hour of a first date 
  2. 20% of the women have had sex in a non-traditional place 
  3. 29% of the women have never experienced homosexual relations 
  4. 36% of the women favor nudity during sex 
  5. 45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes 
  6. 70% of the women prefer sex in the morning 
  7. 82% of the women would like to experience sex with a stranger on a beach 
  8. 97% of the women have never experienced sex in the office. 

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having sex in the morning with a strange woman on the beach than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:

Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!