Friday, April 13, 2012

Saudi Arabia declares war on ........ no, not Iran but sorcery

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has declared war on a sworn domestic enemy: sorcery.

The daunting task of eradicating sorcery has been assigned to the Kingdom’s dreaded religious police.

Sorcery is punishable by death in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and the preferred method of execution is a public beheading by sword, followed by crucifixion.

The religious police, officially known as The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, announced they have established a ‘field unit’ dedicated to ridding the kingdom of the blasphemous practice of black magic.

The perpetrators of sorcery are named as the “key causers of religious and social instability in the country.”

The new unit is headed by Sheikh Adel Al Muqbil, a religious scholar in Saudi Arabia - BM